Friday, October 10, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Other books Hugh Hewitt can write about election

By J. Thomas Duffy

News Item: SCHADENFREUDE WATCH: HEWITT EDITION

10. From McCain To Eternity
Palin blows it, says she thought McCain was shot down at Pearl Harbor

9. Gone With The Wasilla
McCain Legal Team pulls out after defeat, leaves Palin to fight ethics charges

8. A Tale of Two Wives
McCain's first wife shows up on campaign trail and Palin brutally attacks her... YouTube goes viral, kiss election goodbye

7. Palin Shrugged
Post-race surveys show interview flubs cost McCain

6. The Palins of Wrath
Palin, and husband Todd, refuse to concede after landslide defeat

5. Wuthering Mavericks
Bickering between McCain and Palin on who is a bigger Maverick costs votes

4. Palin and Prejudice
Using the "N" word at late-day rally causes loss for the ticket

3. Catch-72
Open mic two days before election catches Palin calling McCain "The Old Dude"

2. The Palin and The Fury
Palin scorches the party in losing run

1. McCain Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Total McCain meltdown leaves Palin flying solo on Election Day drubbing

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Bonus Hugh Hewitt Hijinks

Atrios: How Sarah Palin Won The Election

Christopher Orr: Dewey Defeats Truman!

Leon Neyfakh: Hugh Hewitt's How Sarah Palin Won the Election ... and Saved America Does Not As Yet Have a Publisher

She's Not A Hockey Mom with Lipstick ... She's Emily Litella!

Don't Wink At Me, Sarah Palin



(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)

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